Top 10 classic dad jokes

Dads have a unique sense of humour. No one is a bigger fan of their jokes than them, but that being said, we all love a classic dad joke because they are usually so bad, they’re kind of good. Here are 10 jokes that are comedic gold...well, according to dads anyway.

  1. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!


  2. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they are shellfish.


  3. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? There was nothing left but de brie.


  4. I went to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.


  5. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.


  6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.


  7. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.


  8. I use to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.


  9. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.


  10. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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