Best Dad Jokes

We all love our dads. But we also know that dads can have quite a unique sense of humour. No one is a bigger fan of their jokes than them, but that being said, we all love a classic dad joke because they are usually so bad, they’re kind of good. Don’t act like you haven’t laughed at a dad joke or two in your time! Even if more often than not you find yourself simply rolling your eyes. Here are 10 jokes that are comedic gold…well, according to dads anyway.

1. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
2. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
3. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? There was nothing left but de brie.
4. I went to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
5. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
7. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
8. I use to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
9. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
10. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine

However funny his jokes may be, forgetting to get Dad a Father’s Day present is no laughing matter. We’ve got a range of gift ideas that will impress him more than his own jokes. Browse our range of gifts for dads HERE.