Top 10 Mumisms: The ultimate list of sayings from your mum

Is your mum the Alf Stewart of mumisms? Can you hear your mum – or yourself, yikes! – in any of these classic mum sayings?

In honour of Mother’s Day on May 8, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of the top 10 ‘Mumisms’ that will have you taking a stroll down memory lane in no time…

1. I don't have any favourites.

favourite child meme


2. Money doesn't grow on trees you know!

minions trees memes


3. Don’t pull that face. The wind will change and you’ll stay like it.

honey boo boos mum

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4. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...

5. Shut that door. Were you born in a barn?

jesus born in a barn

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6. Don't eat that, you'll spoil your dinner!

don't eat that


7. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

8. You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes! 

mr potato head


9. I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?

cooking meme


10. Beacause I said so, that's why!

don't take drugs