#1 Always easy to stay in touch
Spending a lot of time apart due to a busy lifestyle? You’re in luck that your special blogging someone can always be reached via Facebook, Twitter, Skype, Gmail Chat, StumbleUpon, Wordpress comments, mIRC, ICQ, Walkie Talkie, Smoke Signals, Google Latitude, Batman Signals, iChat, pingbacks, IM+, Facebook pokes, Facebook Check-ins, Telegram, Quora invitations, Forum Response, LinkedIn Group Discussions, Likes, RSS, Google alerts...everything except a phone.
#2 Talented with their fingers
When you spend as much time typing as the average blogger...you acquire some special powers:
Massaging like
a "pro"
Peace out, hombre
Far superior high-fives
Hair braiding skills
Flowers carved from watermelon
#3 Super-Hyper-Mega-Passionate
By exuding such a strong passion about their niche, you know they’ll always be passionate with you.
Zealous power, radical colors and a rustic sentiment that will give you goosebumps on a Saturday morning despite the fact you’ve just woken up smelling the coffee with your Chocolate Labrador sitting calmly at your feet. This new motherboard is incredulously fantastic.
#4 You’ll always be up with the trends
Bloggers are simply cutting edge. So when the iPhone 5 comes out - you’ll know how many megapixels the camera has. When your local Japanese restaurant gets taken over by new management and hires a famous chef then you’ll be first to sample his food. Or when cargo pants come back into the fashion, then you’ll be the first to know (and wish you didn’t).
#5 They’ll leave you nice notes
Like the person writing this, bloggers boast a certain linguistic prowess. By dazzling you with sparkling adjectives or inspiring you with hyperbole - you can always count on a charming Valentine’s Day card that will make you swoon...or at least encourage you to forgive them for all the time they spend on the internet.
#6 Read them like an open book
Spellcheck is one thing, but bloggers are topnotch communicators. You’re bound to avoid verbal pandemonium which will allow the good times to roll on. You’ll never have to wonder if "yes" means "no" or "it’s fine" means "it really isn’t fine and if you’re too stupid to realise that then you’re just an idiot"
#6.5 The sound of typing makes you think of them
Half a reason...but a big reason. A lot of people get easily annoyed by the clatter of a keyboard - but you won’t. On Valentine’s Day you can simply pretend you’re next to your blogging partner even though it’s that creepy guy...good ol’ Dennis from Accounts.
