While that experience would be SERIOUSLY awesome, unfortunately it doesn't exist. It was just a little bit of fun. But it doesn't have to stop here; why not fool a friend or family member with one of our fake experiences? Know someone who spends more time at Pokemon gyms than an actual gym? Or perhaps there's a serious risk taker among your group of friends - what could be more risky than running around completely starkers with low flying paintball pellets? Send them the link to the experience you think they'd be super keen to try, only to dash their hopes. After all, what are good friends/loving family members for?
Happy April Fools!
Or perhaps we can interest you in a RedBalloon experience that does exist?